IKIBLOGKU

Read this, before you decide to marry a programmer.
Husband: (Arrived home late).. “I am home, I am logged in.”
Wife: “Do you get something that I told you to buy it for me, honey?”
Husband: Bad Command or File name.”
Wife: But, I told you that early this morning!”.
Husband: “Error syntax. Abort?”
Wife: “So, How about a new LCD TV Screen we planned to buy?”
Husband: “Variable not found…”
Wife: (upset) “This time, you have to get it for me. Otherwise, I will go to buy it myself on your credit.”
Husband: “Sharing Violation. Access denied…”
Wife: “Do you still love me?
Husband: “Love?.. Too many parameters…”
Wife: “Huuuuughf, this was my mistake to marry idiot just like you.
Husband: “Data type mismatch.”
Wife: “..you are completely useless!”
Husband: “…undetectable error.”
Wife: “..give me money for my household work.
Husband: “File in use, try again later..”
Wife: “Huh.. What do you think I am in this family..?
Husband: “Unknown Virus.”